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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:44:16 -0400

awayandfuck: EVERY TIME I WHISTLE HE MAKES THIS FUCKIGN FACE...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:43:16 -0400

awayandfuck:

EVERY TIME I WHISTLE HE MAKES THIS FUCKIGN FACE OH MY GOD HLEP;

Adorable cat is adorable.

em-gee3: notjohnramos8: herr-doctor: deanisanactualprincess: ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:42:08 -0400

em-gee3:

notjohnramos8:

herr-doctor:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

10 inches is bigger than you forearm? Wow, you’ve got a small forearm. :3

The longest is actually 16 inches lol

John how the fuck do you know that?

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:37:52 -0400

sofapizza: i’d hit it

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:37:45 -0400

sofapizza:

i’d hit it

digitalsunlight: concludes: concludes: Males just have no...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:46:39 -0400

digitalsunlight:

concludes:

concludes:

Males just have no respect anymore.

And it continues because I called him out on tumblr. And he has the nerve to ask me to take it down.

I also woke up to find two pictures of him pulling his cheeks apart, bragging how it only got four notes.

How fucking pleasant.

And his URL is wild-boyyy in case anyone wanted to know.

tumblr user wild-boyyy has some riveting argumentative skills.

WOO WOO WOO. Sayying males have no respect cause of one dickhead is a bit idiotic.

zealotarchaeologist: i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat” it took me a few seconds to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:40:20 -0400

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

noamina: this is really cute and everything but what if he...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:40:10 -0400

noamina:

this is really cute and everything but what if he fucks her

0hglorycomeandfindme:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:39:18 -0400

0hglorycomeandfindme:

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:17:48 -0400

hitlervevo: i cant stop making these help

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:17:38 -0400

hitlervevo:

i cant stop making these help

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:16:52 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:16:49 -0400

A French Artist dressed classical sculptures as hipsters and this is how they turned out

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:02:17 -0400

did-you-kno:

Note: The models of the sculptures were used for the project not the real ones.

Source

lettersfrombatcountry: moshing-at-your-wedding: Beautiful Hur...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:01:30 -0400

lettersfrombatcountry:

moshing-at-your-wedding:

Beautiful

Hurricane Moshpit

chekovvv: i want someone to cuddle me (◡‿◡✿) i want someone to kiss me (◡‿◡✿) i want someone to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:59:10 -0400

chekovvv:

i want someone to cuddle me (◡‿◡✿)

i want someone to kiss me (◡‿◡✿)

i want someone to roughly shove me up against the wall and make out with me until my head spins (◡‿◡✿)

lameborghini: i only exist on the internet

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:59:05 -0400

lameborghini:

i only exist on the internet